ZemplinTemplar (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

The best Dark Knight and toy commercial spoof ever. :-)

IZZYistheHYPERKID (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

i love your comment! i know it is true, but Santa Claus saving people from cancer, i was laughing so loud when i read this!

batvon39 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

or you can look at it as a boy watching his father's death about to happen before his eyes.

badtwoface (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I have a realy batman the dark knight two face toys and it is better then that fake one

thisaccount (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Oh yeah. This movie reflects the segment of society of billionaire playboys who dress up in high-tech halloween costumes to thwart psycho ICP wannabes who can magically rig any structure or vehicle with bombs. So real.

batvon39 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

most movies are made to reflect real life. or at least some parts of it.

thisaccount (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

We're talking about a fucking movie. Which leads me to perhaps the best lesson to teach kids: The difference between fantasy and reality.

batvon39 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

they looked pretty scared. and i dont think being traumatized by ur father being threatened with his life is being a pussy.

thisaccount (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I think "modernized" is the wrong word. What he did was make the characters more complex and realistic.

thisaccount (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

That's right. Spoonfeed your kids a bunch of that life-is-just-a-bowl-of-cherries Disney crap instead. Let them grow up as wide-eyed, easily-exploited sheep, believing that Santa Claus will save them from cancer, debt collectors and terrorists. The world IS a CRUEL, NASTY, and DANGEROUS place. What better way to teach kids these hard lessons than through the harmless medium of cool comic book movies and toys? I, for one, would have loved this stuff when I was little. (Still love it now!)